These are not the type of Redneck jokes we normally hear; they are a bit different.
We have enjoyed redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Y'all know who ya are...
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the Ten Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when you hear the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat our Veterans with great respect, and you always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor do you intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe, and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same. Some of you are so old you don't have elders to respect.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
You might be a redneck if: You believe in God & Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.
Long Live the Redneck and God Bless the USA!
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